Listen and you will hear

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agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

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thefatgrackle:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

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theeternalbratprincelestat:

cassdiel:

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

#thor to the loki fandom

^^the trueness of that tag.

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majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

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youknowtumblr:

”They had pierced her lobes not once, but twice.” …..what? haha

hahah ellen, earsex“Whatever you do, make sure you wash your hands thoroughly first” ehehehehe

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my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

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When I order delivery & it finally arrives

whatshouldwecallme:

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